Bravo! Bravo! Best street performance ever.
Wednesday, May 9, 2012
Double your pleasure
BSS- Pretty much the ultimate right here. Short, sweet, and involves both a shot to the sack and a shot to the face. ‘In the balls’ vs. ‘in the face’ is an ongoing and endless war for the title of “most hilarious injury”, and in this clip we don’t have to choose one or the other. It’s like a bento box of pain. We can just kick our feet up and watch God’s perfect baseball trajectory. Over and over.
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Nut Shot
Now I know less than 0 about soccer, and would personally drink a gallon of Magic Johnson blood before I am forced to watch Turkish soccer on a regular basis, but apparently the guy receiving the blow to the boys was making racist comments awhile back. He probably deserved the kick in the dick from the dark knight there. So I guess Seal knew what he was doing with that misfire. But whatever, no need to be a dramatic bitchtits and react like the love of your life died in a movie. 99% of pain that is inflicted on the soccer field is nothing that 5 minutes and a couple orange slices won’t cure.
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
Frat guys do frat guy things
Jesus Christ. Everybody give this guy a break. I mean, either the roof wasn't high enough or the pool was too far away. Its a simple numbers game. But definitely not his fault.
And I quote..."c'mon dude, I'll jerk you off"
Huffpo – John Travolta has battled rumors about his sexuality for years, but the actor is now facing more serious allegations from an anonymous male masseur who is suing him for assault and sexual battery. As TMZ is reporting, the unnamed masseur is reportedly $2 million plus punitive damages after Travolta is said to have “began rubbing the masseur’s leg, touched his scrotum and the shaft of his penis” after having stripped naked during an appointment. Not only did Travolta allegedly try to have sex with the masseur, but he is also said to have told the plantiff — identified only as “John Doe” — that he “got where he is now due to sexual favors he had performed when he was in his ‘Welcome Back, Kotter’ days,” and that “Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity.” The lawsuit spares few details of the allegedly exchange: when the masseur says he reminded Travolta that sexual acts in exchange for money were illegal, the actor’s rebuttal is stated as, “Come on dude, I’ll jerk you off!” The suit also describes Travolta’s genitalia as “roughly 8 inches in length” with pubic hair that was “wirey and unkempt.” Travolta, who is married to actress Kelly Preston, is said to have later apologized for his behavior. But the lawsuit also alleges he later suggested he and the masseur team up to have sex with “a Hollywood starlet in the building that wanted to have three-way sex and to be double penetrated.”
So much info here, so little time....I'll let Les handle these nuggets.
She's still 17?..... Mark Sanchez wouldn't care, neither should you.
Courtney Stodden ladies and gentleman. Craziest, sexiest slut in the game right now period. Can’t wait for her porn debut.
Monday, May 7, 2012
Whats worse: no one killed in this crash or the bitch's screaming
(turn down your volume)
Telegraph - Amateur video of a train crashing through a truck trailer in North Carolina has been posted online. The accident happened on Friday in the city of Kings Mountain, North Carolina. It is the fourth such collision involving the city’s downtown crossings since 2011.
Friday, May 4, 2012
First base umpire Tim Welke’s version of “out” in yesterday’s Dodgers-Rockies game might very well be the worst blown call I have ever seen. Todd Helton has to be at least two feet off the bag. It’s so embarrassingly bad that it could easily slide into the Naked Gun baseball blooper reel, the one where players get hit by cars and attacked by tigers.
When MLB issues the inevitable apology today, the hope is they keep it short, sweet, and blunt. A simple Bill Walton “terrrrrrrrrrrrrrible” would more than suffice, as would an expanded version of instant replay.
Below are a couple of screengrabs from Larry Brown Sports. They greatly assist in driving home the absurdity:
And of course, the aforementioned blooper reel:
Wednesday, May 2, 2012
At least someone is enjoying the NBA playoffs
Obviously the NBA playoffs are tainted here in Chicago. And by tainted I mean being pregnant and having someone cut you open and steal your baby and then breaking that baby's ACL.
But I do remember what enjoying basketball was like and its awesome. How awesome? Check out my man in the clip here. He is going to let all the fat jokes at school roll off his back tomorrow and be riding and emotional high with his Grizz winning the game. Hell he may even push over James Van Der Beek.
P.S. Big ups to my man Chaz Culver for being quick with the DVR and Iphone camera.
P.P.S. God, I would give a lot for more footage of that kid
- Les Anderson
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
Disney Scouts > everyone part 2
Ok once again Nickelodeon not Disney but not the point. She was something called ICarly and she looked like this
Now..
And the Coup d'Etat This make be the best think I have ever posted ever. Fucking ever
Click HERE, now Fucker!. Dont ever ever say I didnt do anything for you.
Oh dear god and video too. Here you go AHHHHHHHHHH
I expect a beer at the bar from all of you. No joke
-Les Anderson
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