Wednesday, February 23, 2011

"I drank the bong water"

"I didn't live my life in the right way for politics, you know,"
Clooney, 49, tells Newsweek in this week's cover story. "I [expletive]
too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that's the truth."

He also goes on to say his slogan would be "I drank thong water"

Well la di da sir George. I think we can all admit clooney dominates
at life to a painful degree, but now he has to brag about it.  Now I
know he is not technically bragging, but he kinda is.  It is like when
someone says they just got back from Dallas, and one of your friends
will go "Dallas you say, reminds me of time I had a three some in
omaha, Nebraska". Maybe that comparison doesn't work at all, but this
guy says he has done too many drugs to do something and everyone
thinks "wow, this guy is real as fuck". I say it and human resources
has to escort me out.

- les Anderson

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