Monday, February 28, 2011

Ted Kennedy Tried to Rent an Entire Whorehouse in Chile

HeraldAn explosive FBI file on the late U.S. Sen. Edward M. Kennedy now reportedly reveals he “made arrangements to rent a brothel” in Chile in 1961 while on a swing through South America, according to newly released documents obtained by Judicial Watch… he new passages allege Kennedy, 29 at the time, was on a tour of Chile, Mexico and other surrounding countries while serving as an assistant district attorney in Suffolk County… “While Kennedy was in Santiago he made arrangements to ‘rent’ a brothel for an entire night. Kennedy allegedly invited one of the Embassy chauffeurs to participate in the night’s activities.” Those FBI files — released to the media last June — also allege a high-society informant attempted to link Kennedy to star-studded sex parties with Hollywood sexpot Marilyn Monroe and legendary “Rat Pack” crooner Frank Sinatra.

   Drunk Uncle Ted, the Hoover of Hyannis Port, the Scotch and Blow Kid, the Chappaquiddick Cocksmen.
   Listen up kiddies, Ole Teddy Kennedy was doing the hooker and blow routine since Charlie Sheen was just a urge in Martin's sack. If he was still alive he wouldn't believe the amount of attention that little Chucky has been getting. He would remind us that the Kennedy's are America's Royal Family and that fucking sluts and, banging lines the size of I-90, in Chilean brothels with your embassy limo driver is what being an American legend is all about. 

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