Thursday, March 31, 2011

Dominique Wilkins Punches Ex NBA Ref after last nights Hawks-Magic Game

    Supposedly the ex- ref Rashan S. Michel says 'Nique owes him from a suit along time ago.Last night Michel tweeted "I call what happened at Philips Arena earlier, Operation Repo…next time have my money!” He tweeted earlier that Wilkins needs to "pay his debts. poser".
   This is a pretty good ass beating by 'Nique and his crew. Don't show up in Hotlana, where the players play and The Human Highlight Reel is king and expect a warm welcome Mr Michel. And you do a lot of tweeting for a guy who now looks like this......

Biggest Highlight of Opening Day so far

Pete Rose is looking good, huh.
Three questions come to mind: Is that The Fresh Prince's jacket? when did Charlie Hustle become a wigger? and how did he get my grandma's glasses?

Now this is what a dad should be doing...

If you read this post ( from last week about a billionare sexually assualting a little girl, you would have read my thoughts on what dads should be doing when their kids get assaulted.  Fast forward to today

Johannesburg, South Africa (CNN) -- A former South African rugby star who is charged with the murder of three people in Durban on Monday will undergo mental observation, police say.
The man, who played for a top provincial team, the Blue Bulls, allegedly hacked his victims to death with an axe, decapitating one of them. Investigators say his fourth victim escaped and is helping them with their probe.
Media reports claim the player went on a killing rampage after his daughter was raped and infected with HIV.

    Dude is probably going to jail, but it was his only choice.  Not only did his daughter get raped but she got the HIV.  If it were up to me I'd call the thing close to Even Steven.  But then again she still had HIV so there is nothing that can even that out, even the dead bodies of said rapists. 
   They have not named who he is, so as to not ruin any possible witnesses with internet pictures of him popping up, so no pics.  But for now I imagine a cross between Goro from mortal combat and Michael Jai White.

-Les Anderson

Will The Machine make an appearance tonight?

 The rivalry between the Los Angeles Dodgers and San Francisco Giants is a heated one. In fact, two years a Giant Fan was stabbed to death by a Dodger fan in the parking lot. Fucking beaners.
  Tonight the two teams face off on ESPN's Opening Night. And if the Machine shows up to Chez Revine tonight, I expect all hell to break lose. And I know Brian Wilson isn't pitching, but that doesn't mean the Machine can't travel to support the team. I mean fuck he's got a title to defend this year.

NL Central Preview

    As a Cub fan, I could easily write about how great they are and that they should win this division by 10 games. But the truth is they have the fourth best roster in NL Central. However, most experts picked the Reds to finish 4th last year, so it's not unfathomable that any one of the Brewers, Reds, Cubs and Cardinals could win this division. But lets all agree that Pittsburgh and Houston suck and will continue to suck for the next ten years at least.

 We will start with the defending division champion Cincinnati Reds. Their strength is their hitting. Joey Votto is coming off an MVP winning season, and hasn't turned 27 yet. But two other young studs are the key to this lineup. Jay Bruce and Drew Stubbs are capable of being All Star players this season. Add to them professional hitters like Scott Rolen and Brandon Phillips and you have the 2nd best lineup in the division.
  Their rotation is solid but not dominant. And  I believe their best pitcher is Edinson Volquez, but one could make an argument for Bronson Arroyo after his 17 win season last year. Johnny Cueto, Mike Leake and Homer Bailey fill out the rest of the rotation. Their bullpen is strong especially with Aroldis Chapman waiting in the wings if closer Francisco Cordero can't get the job done closing games.


  The Brewers come into 2011 as everyones favorite for the division. And I can see why. They have the best lineup in the division led by the best 3-4 punch in the National League with Ryan Braun and Prince Fielder. Surround them with Rickie Weeks, Corey Hart, and Casey McGahee and it's safe to say this team will score more runs than anyone else in the division. Nyger Morgan should help defensively in centerfield, while Yuniesky Betancourt is an uprgrade at short.
   Their rotation if/when healthy could be the best in the division as well. Zach Grienke will start the year on the DL but should be back within the month of April. Yovanni Gallardo is an ace, and guys like Shaun Marcum and Randy Wolf will give the Brew Crew a chance to win every time out. Their bullpen is shaky, even with a strong year last year from closer John Axford. However, Axford's control has been a problem this spring and next in line would be the infamous LaTroy Hawkins.

 The Cardinals took a huge hit when Adam Wainwright underwent Tommy John surgery this spring. Their ace will miss the next 12-15 months of action. Chris Carpenter is as good a pitcher as their is in this division, being one of the two Cy Young winners in it. The rest of the rotation is filled with question marks. Can Jake Westbrook and Kyle Lohse still picth at a high level? Can Jaime Garcia continue building upon his 2010 season? Is Kyle McClellan really their 5th starter? These questions make me think it will be a long year in Cardinal Country.
  The lineup is good, not great though. Besides Albert Pujols and Matt Holliday, they are somewhat shaky at the front and back of their lineup. Tony LaRussa will count on Colby Rasmus and Lance Berkman to give them more pop. Ryan Theriot, Skip Shumaker, Yadier Molina and David Freese are all question marks offensively. Just like last year, runs could be hard to come by for St Louis.

 The Cubs strong suit will be there starting rotation. Dempster, Garza and Zambrano are the best 1-2-3 of any team in the division, to start the season. If one of either Randy Wells or Andrew Cashner can step up and get 13-15 wins, this can be 85+ win team. But that's a big if. The bullpen is as good as anyones in the division, with Wood and Marmol on the backend and Marshall as our lefty specialist.
  The problem for my Cubs is their hitting. It's just flat out average. There won't be many times when we put together 4 or 5 hits in a row. There are just too many bad or streaky hitters in the everyday lineup. Lets start with their best hitter Aramis Ramirez. He just can't seem to stay healthy these last couple of years. And he has even less protection around him this year. Starlin Castro is good young hitter, and hopefully he continues to improve off his outstanding rookie year. But after those two it's not pretty. Alfonso Soriano and Carlos Pena are low contact high strikeout guys. Soto and Byrd are nice hitters but can hardly be relied upon to produce a lot of runs. I think Tyler Colvin deserves more at bats, but it looks like Fukudome will split time with him again this season. Which brings me to second base. What.The.Fuck. Barney, Baker & Dewitt is a joke. Sounds like the law firm trying to get me to pay my parking tickets. So unless a couple of hitters have career years, I just don't see where the runs are going to come from this season.

NL Central Standings
Brewers   89-73
Reds        86-76
Cubs        82-80
Cards       80-82
Astros      72-90
Pirates      66-96

John Travolta to play John Gotti


John Travolta is set to play John Gotti Sr., the mobster known as the Dapper Don, in the indie pic Gotti: Three Generations.-Hollywood Reporter

   Not much to say here.  Travolta in a wig and over-acting blah blah blah.  It seems boring without a trailor to either make it look cool or to laugh at. 
 Now if they got Nic Cage as Sammie the Bull then we got something to talk about it.  Other than that, just expect Travolta to dust off his Barbarino routine and fuse it with his Face Off character Castor Troy in Sean Archer's body.  "Hey guy, you steal from me?  I'ma gonna cut your braciole off and feed it to your motha!  Sammie finish this guy off ey, ill be in the car...Dont you just love Sundays"

-Les Anderson

Tom Cruise, totally not gay

In an interview, surprisingly not foriegn, Bronson Pinchot, of Perfect Strangers fame, told some very candid stories of working with some of hollywood's elite.  He goes on talk about what an asshole Denzel Washinton is, but the highlight of interview is his memories of working with Tom Cruise on Risky Business.

On Risky Business:
We thought Tom [Cruise] was the biggest bore on the face of the Earth. He had spent some formative time with Sean Penn—we were all very young at the time, Tom was 20, I was 23. Tom had picked up this knack of calling everyone by their character names, because that would probably make your performance better, and I don’t agree with that. I think that acting is acting, and the rest of the time, you should be you, but he called us all by our character names. He was tense and made constant, constant unrelated homophobic comments, like, “You want some ice cream, in case there are no gay people there?” I mean, his lingo was larded with the most… There was no basis for it. It was like, “It’s a nice day, I’m glad there are no gay people standing here.” Very, very strange.
Same thing with Eddie Murphy—I remember somebody calling and saying, “You’ll never guess who was just caught with a transvestite!” [Laughs.]  

 - Chaz Culver via Filmdrunk

 I'm not going to lie, I laugh everytime I read or think about, "It’s a nice day, I’m glad there are no gay people standing here."  Cruise's repressed sexual desires and frustration must be so high.  I can only assume he is like a good vampire, trying his best to live on animal blood and not killing humans.  Then every so often breaks down and kills like 70 humans in an orgy of blood and carnage.  Except replace humans with dudes, and blood and carnage with seman and leather.  Also there is no way he doesn't kill and dispose of every male hooker he uses.  No chance he is going to take a chance on some queen singing to the press.


More from Bronson

-Les Anderson

Was Kenny Powers at the State St McDonald's last night?

Opening Day is tomorrow, so it has to be him right?

This pic reminds me of a couple of my favorite Kenny Powers' quotes:

"I'm the man who has the ball. I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why I am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick... everyone"

"Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism. "

"A lot of people ask me, 'Kenny Powers, you're a giant superstar. You can get any woman. Have you ever paid for sex?' And the answer is yes, I have. Several times, in fact. And it's actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything and sometimes, even just kind of do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument."

"Alright, so let me get this straight. So I gotta pay for a blow job, and I gotta pay for a fuckin' hotel room too? Well that seems like I'm spending too much money for nothin' I got a house. You can just get your ass over and we could just do the blow job here. And can I wear the 'SCREAM' mask? The mask from 'SCREAM' while I do you from behind.  Hello? Hey?"

"So, in closing, I'd like to give big ups to God, Buddha, L. Ron, whoever. Hell, maybe I just need to thank me. If there's one thing I've learned through all my adventures and conquests, it's that some people are just wired for success. I had no choice when it came to being great. I just am great. I'm not trying to sound cocky or full of myself, but Kenny Powers has a sneaking suspicion that no matter what comes his way he will always be great. Because that's just the way shit works sometimes. This has been based on a true story. The motherfuckin' end. "

Cabrini Coming Down

The last high rise of Cabrini is coming down, finally.  As a kid and even now I took some weird pride in Chicago having such a famous housing project.  It was a legendary place and any fame is good fame I guess.  Either way I hear there is new Target coming!  If you have never seen the 'Gangland' on Cabrini it is one of the best ones, but im pretty sure they ripped of a bunch of their shit from the guys who made the above video.  This video has been out for a while, made as a trailer for a feature length documentary about Cabrini, the makers were from Cabrini themselves.  Surprise, no feature ever came out.  I mean who knows what could have happened, they were black males from Cabrini between the ages of 18-24, they had like a 7% chance of becoming 25. The video is 7 minutes of heaven though, so enjoy as as we pour one out for Cabrini.

-Les Anderson

And the Marko Jaric Award of the month goes to...JJ Barea.

It seems JJ is banging former Miss Universe, and fellow puerto rican Zuleyka Rivera.  Thats a fiery tamale! 

They eat tamales in Puerto Rico right?

-Les Anderson

Drunk Dialing

  OK not much to say here, but this is hilarious. As I watched this video I was in between picturing how fat this hog must have been, and incredibly impressed with how the editing added to the comedy of her call. This is safe for work so enjoy with all your co-workers, possibly at the same time as a young lady prepares her college transfer papers.

 -Les Anderson

Larry Fitzgerald Jumps with Maasai Warriors

Larry Fitzgerald tweeted “Jumping with one of the Maasai Warriors of Kenya. It’s safe to say he had hops!!!”

Wait, Which one is Larry?

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Noah Downgraded to Questionable for Tonight


   Joakim Noah (ankle) missed shootaround and is now listed as a game-time decision for tonight's game against the T-Wolves. Considering we are playing Minnesota and the fact that the playoffs are right around the corner, there is probably less than a 10% chance of Noah playng tonight. We can beat them without Jo, so why even risk it. I would expect Taj Gibson to get the start and I expect a Noah-esque double double from my man.

Magic Number: 8

Tiger is Selling His Yacht

 Tiger Woods has decided to sell his yacht 'Privacy' which was once a wedding gift to his then bride, Elin. She turned down the yacht in the divorce settlement citing it's expensive upkeep. The yacht has a full time crew of 13 and costs more than 2 million a year to maintain. Woods is reportedly asking  for $25 million for the 6,500 sq ft vessel.

   Oh that poor woman, that poor fucking woman. She was a nanny before she met him. Now everyone acts like she deserves what she got in the divorce settlement. Fuck Elin, her biggest problems in life consist of which mansion to buy and what not to keep in the divorce settlement: "I will take the house in Florida, the house in Italy, your will to compete on the golf course and the kids. You get the boat that eats money and a bad rep. But I keep my mouth shut. Deal? Good".
   Ruthless bitch. I find myself more attracted to her than ever.

Jersey Shore Recap

Ok of all the nonsense I watch, Jersey Shore pains me the most.  I was all for the multiple seasons of the show, but with a new cast every season ala Real World.  Like these idiots are not disposable, being from Schaumburg, I can verify they are, indeed, a dime a dozen.  But I digress, back to the recap. 

Nothing happened...some dude looked just like Ronnie (actually kinda funny)....Ronnie and Sammie fought...Ronnie started crying (also pretty funny, I really tried hard to find a clip)...Ronnie and Sam fought...Ronnie Danced (Always Funny)....JWoww's dad showed up (see pic, clearly funny)

  Onto more pressing matters JWoww's dad has just shot on to the "master" scene.  He is a candidate for rookie of the year, his only problem is his lack of face time.  But as you can see he makes the most of every opportunity.  It didn't say what he does, but I'd guess he sees steady employment as a stunt double for Merideth Baxter Birney, former Family Ties MILF and current ultra dyke

-Les Anderson

VCU-This is how you remake 'Hooked on a Feeling'

Now this a video. It sends a message: No one fucks with the Hoff

Purple Drink Strikes Again

   Johnny Jolly (great name by the way, gotta love that alliteration) was busted with 600 grams of codeine, the main ingredient in purple drank/syrup/sizzurp/etc.  It's basically liquid codeine and sprite.  Oh and dont forget the jolly ranchers for flavor. 
   I remember my mom having surgery in Junior High and her getting prescribed liquid codeine and I remember drinking it, but only a small amount so as to not get pinched.   That is hardly the full experience of sprite, jolly ranchers, a goblet, groupies, and my crew around. 
  Ill have get back to you on this one, I'm going to try pretty hard to get chopped and screwed this summer.  It has to be fun if this many rich black dudes like it so much.

-Les Anderson

Nice Fight Song... Kill Yourself

   This video is gayer than Roberto Alomar, allegedly. And I take back everything I said about Jay Bilas, these clowns don't belong. Final Fours are for party schools (read state colleges). While Kentucky has been rioting since Sunday, the VCU students are doing this. Its pathetic.
   I mean act like you've been to a Final Four before. It's time to be cocky not put a cock in your mouth. Have a little respect for yourselves, and act as if you belong. Act as if you're gonna win this fucking tourney. Act as if you had a reservation at the Hilton Hotel Houston all year long.
   And mark my words, the major university that hires Shaka Smart after this run, will immediately regret that decision and he will be fired within 2-3 years. Missouri, are you listening?

AL Central Preview


  Whoever wins the AL Central this year better be prepared to play 163 games to do so. Three of the last four years, this division has ended the regular with two teams tied. And with the White Sox,Twins, and  Tigers all improving their rosters over the offseason, it wouldn't surprise me to see it happen again. I won't waste time or space talking about the Indians and Royals and all their up and coming talent. Both these teams suck, and both will win less than 75 games.

  Who will win the most games? Well it should be no surprise that Vegas has this as a tie. Both the Sox and Twins have an over/under bet of 85 games this season, with the Tigers at 83.5. But they do seperate these teams with odds to win the AL pennant. The Twins are 8-to-1, Tigers are 12-to-1 and the Sox are 15-to-1.

 So lets start with the Twins. With a very well balanced offense and a solid rotation its easy to see why Vegas likes them so much. Speed at the top of the lineup in Denard Span and Japanese import Tsuyoshi Nishioka, followed by Joe Mauer,Justin Morneau, Jason Kubel, and Delmon Young. With Michael Cuddyer hitting 7th, this may be the best lienup the Twins have had in years.
   Their starting rotation is also a strength for this team. Fransisco Liriano is aguably the best pitcher in the divison. He is followed by Scott Baker, Carl Pavano, Brian Duensing and Nick Blackburn. Its not the best rotation in the division, that clearly belongs to the Sox, but its closer than most think. Both Pavano and Liriano are capable of winning 18 games and the Duensing is going surprise people this year.
  The Twins will be in the race all season. Their defense is better than anyone's in the division and their manager Ron Gardenhire always seems to make the right move at the right time.

  The White Sox have a much improved lineup with the addition of Adam Dunn this offseason. A low average, high power bat, you know what you're gonna get from Dunn: .240/40/105. And I know Dunn gets a bad wrap for his strikeout totals each year, but also walks 100 times a year too. And his presence alone should help guys like Carlos Quentin and Alex Rios immeasurably. Pauley is gonna get his, even with his predictable slow starts. I believe if Gordon Beckham and Alexei Ramirez can take the next step, this team could score the most runs in the division next year.
  The rotation definitely took a hit with Peavy going on the DL to start the season. But their top 3 arms are better than everyone else's in the central. Danks is the teams ace, and rightly so, as most expect at least 18 wins from the southpaw this season. Their bullpen should be much improved with fatty gone. Thornton and Sale are the two best left handed duo in the game. Not the division, not the league, the game. Book it.
  This team will score runs, this team will have great starting pitchers, this team will win more games than it loses. They only thing stopping them from being favorites to win this division are injuries and their hole at third base. Peavy and Quentin must stay healthy for an entire season if this team is going to be playing in October.

  The Tigers made a great move this offseason signing Victor Martinez. He and Miguel Cabrera form the best 3-4 hitters in the division. Surround them with Austin Jackson, Magglio Ordonez, and Brandon Inge and you have lineup that will score a lot of runs. However, this lineup lacks speed and has holes at the top and bottom. They will rely heavily on guys like Carlos Guillen, Jonny Peralta and Ryan Raburn to have career years.
  Their rotation also is filled with question marks. Obviously Justin Verlander is a stud. Max Scherzer is on his way to being an ace in this league as well. But after that they go Rick Porcello, Brad Penny and Phil Coke. Porcello is only 22 and is a promising young arm, but I'd be surprised if he won 12 games this year. And as for Penny and Coke , they don't deserve to start on National League staffs let alone AL.
  Jim Leyland is one of the best managers in baseball history, yet he is probably the third best in his own divison this year. The Tigers will go as Martinez and Cabrera go, but they just don't have enough pitching to win this divison.

Predicted Final Standings:
White Sox   90-72
Twins          88-74
Tigers          83-79
Indians        72-90
Royals         70-92

NL Central Preview Tomorrow

Former Iowa State lineman to be the new face of 'Ken' doll

So the new 'Ken' doll is gonna look like a chubby chipmunk and talk like a hick? I mean are parent's going buy a molato meathead looking doll. I didn't work with Black Ken in 1983.... except the Gumbel's obviously became big fans.

48 Hours Until Opening Day

Opening Day is Friday, so it's time to celebrate Lee Elia:

They're really, really behind you out here... my fucking ass

The motherfuckers don't even work, that's why they're at the game... 85% of the fucking world is working , the other 15% is out here. Its a fucking playground for the cocksuckers.

I got people busting their fucking ass and them people boo? And that's Cubs baseball?... My fucking ass

Can ESPN televise Jay Bilas Eating Shit Now

  Two weeks after saying VCU making the tournament "fails the laugh test", the Rams are heading to the Final Four. And I know Jay wasn't the only one who thought VCU had no business being in the tournament, but he is the biggest douche to say it. A typical Duke know it all, and a typical Duke white college player never to make it in the pros, Bilas is everything I hate about Duke.
  I think the ratings would be record breaking, if ESPN made Bilas eat actual ram shit on live television. Like Digger could wear his brown tie and matching highlighter next to Bilas, while Dickey V is yelling, "oh he ate it baby. He's a S-E-A , a shit eating analyst baby". That would pass my laugh test.

Shocking News!

    Cash for sacks? Sex for stud recruits? Big-money handshakes from strangers?    It's all a part of college football's pay-for-play system, according to several former Auburn players who are dishing the dirt on HBO's "Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel" (Wed., 10 p.m. ET).
      Stanley McClover, Troy Reddick, Chaz Ramsey and Raven Gray tell Andrea Kremer of being paid by both boosters and coaches.-MSN

Well I think we can all take a step back and let it all sink in.  18 year old kids who decide the fate of multi- million dollar programs with the decisions they make are persuaded by money.  And programs who have millions at stake will "invest" thousands of dollars to insure the best possible outcome for their organizations.  Somewhere there is an economist and sociologist shaking hands. 

  I personally like the current system of under the table payments.  You can't start paying players.  It opens up a pandoras box of who gets paid what, players holding out after big seasons, big time recruits being busts and still getting paid more, and an equal payment for everyone is a joke and will be laughed at by the star players. 
   Right now it is just like anything else in the world, make the rule, people will break it, so police it, and hand out punishments accordingly.  In the end stars will get treated like stars,  (Bush was given the car in the pic while at USC), and role players will get gift certificates to the olive garden and sloppy seconds.

Rest of the story here

Les Anderson

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Caption Contest

Little kids are always the most racist.   And dogs, dogs are pretty racist too

-Les Anderson

'Motorcycle Kill' Video

   So a lot of people are up in arms over this video. It shows clips from footage taken by American 'kill team' soldiers.
   Haters are saying it shows illegal killings of Afghan civilians or that even if this is a legitimate kill, that taking video breaks the rules of Army standards.
   Get fucked. If you're told to shoot the two guys on motorcycles coming at you, you don't think about it. If you hesitate, you die. So a big salute to all our military readers. Keep up the great work. And thank you.

America- Love It or Leave It

Erik Ainge- If only I knew you were this cool


   So Erik Ainge, former star at University of Tennessee and back up for the Jets and nephew of crybaby/shady deal maker Danny Ainge, is pretty much a master.  I mean ya he fucked his life, but master nonetheless.  He is fresh out of rehab and talking about it.  People with awesome stories about when they used to be cool are ok in my book.  Enough about me and on to some highlights:

-started using drugs when he was 12. It began with a bong hit, and it escalated from marijuana to prescription meds, alcohol, cocaine and heroin.

 -the large tattoo on his back: "Crazy White Boy". Sadly, he has no recollection of getting that tattoo.

-"I was a really bad drug addict. I would've made Charlie Sheen look like Miss Daisy."
(ed note: I know one guy who wouldnt agree with this? I for one respect those who came before me, but still I admire Erik's comparison)

-it was painkillers -- and lots of them. I was taking 25 Percocets at a time. Five hours later, I'd do it again. Another eight hours, and I'd do it again.

-I was driving under the influence almost every night, so I moved into a place I couldn't afford just because it was closer to the bars [in Morristown, N.J.] -- and it was a nice place to bring women.

-At that point, I was using a lot of heroin.

- He was a really bad influence. Between the two of us, we were sleeping with a lot of women. 

The rest turns "positive", ya positively boring! Am I right?

Anyway the full article is below.

-Les Anderson

Texas Hockey Cheap Shot

    Listen I don't know what happen in this game before this, but I do know one thing, if the guy is gonna charge into a pile and cheap shot an opponent, he damn well better be ready for someone on the white team to do the same. This was not a cheap shot, this was retaliation. Keep your head on a swivel next time, junior.  
    All women in the stands are mordified and all the men are waiting for the Texas high school football season to start.

Harvard student/TV star arrested for assualt


    Did I say Harvard student and TV star, my bad, I meant white trash whore from MTV reality show Teen Mom.
   Call her what you want but she knows how to scrap.  She starts off with an early fish hook, but ends in full mount pounding the shit of her opponent. Steve Mazagatti would have called that fight for sure.

    On a side note, its good too see white and black kids hanging together in the deep south.  I believe the children are our future...

-Les Anderson

You Can Put It On the Board! Yes!

    Supposedly, these pictures were taken from Greek Philanthropy Day at USC, where it seems the Kappa Sigs are at it again. Reportedly, 300 people witnessed this act on top of the Rossier School of Education Building. If you'll remember we wrote about this frat and their email going around about their scoreboard of sexual conquests.
  If these pictures are for real, this is a ruthian shot. The kind of conquest that could end the competition with more than half the semester remaining. I mean can anything top this? Maybe smushing a USC song girl on the field at halftime of the spring game. Or banging the dean's wife on the main quad during parent's week.
  I'm sure they'll do something fratastic.

Pascal and Hopkins Press Conference for their re-match!

  Pascal wants Hopkins to take a blood test before and after their fight. Similair to what Mayweather wants Pacquiao to do.
     I'm starting to think this tactic is done by the lesser fighter to give him an excuse if he loses. I mean you never see the better fighter ask for the test. Its always the underdog. And make no mistake about it, Mayweather would get owned by Pac.
   But I like the drama these two are brining to the fight. It does a nice job of hiding the fact that both these guys suck and that boxing is all but dead.

The Renegade Had a Bachelor Party

Son of famed Latin lover and star of Renegade, Lorenzo Lamas, had a bachelor party this past weekend. 0328_lorenzo_lamas_lapdance_TMZ_EX_WM
Some thoughts:

His dad was Fernando Lamas literally a famous latin lover
 - In one of his most memorable moments on The Tonight Show, Lamas admitted that "sometimes other men said that he was gay, and nothing pleased him more than proving them wrong with their own wives".

Lorenzo's career speaks for itself, and he getting married to this 23 year old...

Lorenzo's son is male model who banged Lindsay lohan, but what male model in LA hasn't ?

Maybe you think this post is too long, maybe you never watched Renegade, maybe you didnt see the picture below

-Les Anderson