The rivalry between the Los Angeles Dodgers and San Francisco Giants is a heated one. In fact, two years a Giant Fan was stabbed to death by a Dodger fan in the parking lot. Fucking beaners.
Tonight the two teams face off on ESPN's Opening Night. And if the Machine shows up to Chez Revine tonight, I expect all hell to break lose. And I know Brian Wilson isn't pitching, but that doesn't mean the Machine can't travel to support the team. I mean fuck he's got a title to defend this year.