Tuesday, May 31, 2011
- Jennifer Lopez is a classic American success story, an accomplished entertainer and a role model for potential American Idols -- in other words, not the first person you'd expect to be hiding a sex tape.
- In the past, she's been able to block her ex-husband Ojani Noa from releasing "intimate" home videos from their 11-month marriage in 1997. But despite the star's best attempts, a Los Angeles court ruled on Friday that Noa can legally release his videos of Lopez, Radar Online reports.
- This is great news. The sex tape is from 14 years ago so JLO will be in prime shape for me to watch her get plowed. Plus she will be by far the biggest star to have a sex tape released, she does NOT need this to further her career, and it could not have happened to a nicer more down to earth person.
- -Les Anderson
So here we have Minka Kelly trying to catch a cab, but it doesnt look like she is successful. But instead of yelling "Man aint that some bullshit. Black man cant get a cab in America these days...blah blah blah Obama" she seems to take it in stride and walk right into the wind which nearly gave us the best paparazzi picture of all time. Hell, she even threw a little smile our way.
This is from a recent interview with Charles Barkley.
“I don’t know if Dwyane’s upset with me, but I don’t sit around and worry about it.” He said LeBron James hasn’t said anything to him. “These athletes today are all wussified,” Barkley said. “I’ve been saying LeBron’s been the best player in the league for three years. And I say one thing criticizing The Decision, and I get a phone call from Nike saying why don’t I like LeBron? It’s interesting how this [expletive] works. These groups today, if you don’t say 100 percent positive about their guy or their team, they overreact.”
I see all sides, I see how Barkey has to be objective as he is analyst and that is his job. I see how Nike doesn't like someone making fun of their number one guy, especially a former Nike guy. And I see how an egomaniac like Lebron doesn't like to be criticized about anything ever no matter what. The bottom line is suits run the show; the whole world seems to be one big cross-marketing web of interwoven nonsense. I would not be surprised if Lebron was Jonny Depp's costar in the next Pirates of the Caribbean movie because of some relationship Nike and ESPN have and since ESPN is owned by Disney it makes almost too much sense.
Sorry I don't mean to rant but I'm hungover as shit, and this reminds me how the NFL told ESPN to sit down when they pee and made them cancel Playmakers which was an awesome show
Why the fuck is big ten ripe for the taking for the first time in ages and Iowa has to be rebuilding. Well congrats Nebraska welcome to the league and as a housewarming gift we will give you the big ten championship.
Anyway, 99% of football programs in the country is in violation of some NCAA rule just not everyone gets caught and/or not as high profile as OSU. While I hate Ohio State this will just lead to the Big Ten being and even bigger joke on the national scale and therfore will hurt everyone in it.
On the brightside Tressel looks like he could suck a huge dick, which is probably what he has been doing the last 8 years to get recruits to OSU.
Friday, May 27, 2011
Here are highlights, no it wasn't on a a hooter flight
A Florida man faces a $5,000 fine after he allegedly masturbated on a United Airlines flight (of course he is from Florida)
"I heard a noise and looked over and saw his penis," the 18-year-old woman told investigators, according to the criminal complaint. "He ejaculated and got some on the seat. Then he went to the bathroom for a long time." (ahhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahah. What a stud, he finished)
My friend Zach turned to me and said, 'That man is masturbating' and in disbelief, I looked and saw his penis," Grayson Miller told authorities. "I hit him with a book in the arm, which caused him to stop and leave to the bathroom. After a while he returned." (Listen up Grayson, you do not touch another man while he is jerking it, whether that is cause it is wildly inappropriate to do on a plane or if you just need to tell your buddy to flip to the AFC game)