Monday, May 9, 2011

Japenesse dude with no arms and legs throws out 1st pitch

Hey stumps, that shit was weak. I'd quit bowing to the crowd and work on your curve ball. Shit didn't even get to the dirt, let alone the plate. He would have been booed out of US Cellular immediately. And that ball wasn't even a real baseball, I think it was a giant bouncy ball, so that it would bounce all the way there. Standard Asian sketchiness. The whole thing makes me chop off my arms and legs and show them how its done.

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