Thursday, June 30, 2011

Aaron Carter on Michael Jackson...More like Michael Jackson in Aaron Carter (ya know what im sayin)

"I never talked about it… This is the first time. I do… I miss Michael… I have spent such incredible times with him. I did things with him that nobody else did… But I was also troubled about what he did to me."

"Yes, he gave me wine. I mean, I could have refused, but I was 15."

"He gave me cocaine. I felt weird about that and other stuff… We spoke afterwards, hours and hours, on the phone. I admired Michael, but his behaviour bothered me a lot. Then my mother called the police..."

Teenagers, wine and coke?  Sounds like freshman year of college to me. 

Who is still letting their kids hang with MJ.  It makes no god damn sense.  At some point the molesting is as much on the parents as it is MJ.  Its like me with giving girls unreal orgasms that ruin them for every other man.  Ladies you know whats going to happen, so don't enter my bedroom unless you're prepared for the consequences.  Similarly do not let your kid enter Michael Jackson's bedroom unless you wanted them coked up and and bleeding from the ass.

ED note: Michael Jackson is dead I guess.  Disregard previous paragraph, well not the part about my ability to please women, but ya the rest.

-Les Anderson

Kate Upton staring contest presented by SoBe

I technically was a winner and was selected by SoBe to be in the contest, but on the other side of the coin I am technically "not allowed with 50 yards of Ms. Upton"

Full Contest Here

-Les Anderson

Prince Harry's new piece

 The Sun, reports he's been secreting dating Florence Brudenell-Bruce.

Harry and Brudenell-Bruce, an actress and lingerie and swimsuit model, have been acquaintances for many years but only recently took their relationship to the next level

The 25-year-old model is a descendant of 19th-century war hero the Earl of Cardigan, who led the Charge of the Light Brigade during the Crimean War

Earl of Cardigan? Charge of the Light Brigade? C'mon that sounds more like gay role playing than it does actual history.

Victory Prince Ginger. You win again Harry, you always do

-Les Anderson

Rachel Bilson

Here is Rachel Bilson the set of her new movie "Aren't I Just the Cutest"

-Les Anderson

Now thats how you hang out at the beach

Melissa Satta at the beach.

Interesting side note, there was about a 2 minute delay between posting the 2nd pic down and the the rest of the pictures.

-Les Anderson

Some relationship advice from Jen Aniston

"You need to talk to each other and you have to say what you want. You don't confront your man about things which you're not happy about, you approach it in a much more constructive way. You never want to be in an adversarial situation where it's you versus him. All couples face those kinds of difficulties, but you've got to be able to talk about your problems and your needs and do it in a positive way. That's easier said than done, of course."

Next up in the Grand ballroom is "What your dog is thinking and what it needs from you" by Michael Vick.  Followed by "How to handle the pressures of fame with out losing it "by Britney Spears which will be followed by a brief intermission and lunchwill be served in the atrium.  Our final speaker of the day will be Roger Clemons with "Being a good sport is more than just being good at sports."  We will serve coffee in the lobby afterwards and as you fill out a brief survey and that will conclude our All Ironic Symposium 2011.

-Les Anderson

Darnell Docket is a cool dude and the police still hate black people

Thats Darnells twitter bio, he used twitter to live tweet a speeding ticket he was getting that turned into a whole ordeal

Its probably cause you're young and your black and your hats down low.  (and you have a nice car)
Nice I like that he knows due to the lockout he doesn't have to be anywhere at anytime.  That kind of calm cool demeanor out of a black man will drive a cop nuts.
"yes the large black one he is standing by his car"  "ahh yes he is very large and black.  "did you search his car Wilson?"  "not yet Johnson, he seems to know what a warrant is."  "God Damn CSI!  well lets ask for more back up"
That kind of lip can get you knee capped.  He must have been on a high traffic steet during the day
They are waiting for traffic to pass and for about 5 more cops to show so they can stomp you out.
The old good cop bad cop.  They use it on the First 48 without fail.  "My partner wants to throw the book at you.   He is steaming mad, but listen Ill talk to him but only if you help me out and confess to the triple murder"  Ya buddy how are you going to help me out on triple homicide, loosen my cuffs the next 15 minutes I'm your custody
Saying bullshit to a cop will get that reaction every time, you're better than that Darnell. But the money and status the NFL gave you would not let just take your ticket like a pussy like the rest of us do.
Masterful move if you turned up the radio in the cops face as he walked away to wait for a warrant.  At this point I wonder what kept them from putting him in the backseat of the cop car.  I'm guessing sheer size
What a shocking turn of events.  Seriously shocking
 I couldn't agree more.  The only planking I want to see is where if it goes wrong some could die.  I want some planking on the edge of skyscraper, over a fire, over a cage of pit bulls, and the original plank in the middle of traffic during the football season at ESU
-Les Anderson

Cubs- White Sox again this weekend

I was gonna write about how if I were the Sox I would pitch around this guy pictured above, unless of course the Sox want him to break the single season home run record this year. But then I read an article about how Adam Dunn is on pace to have the worst season of any DH in history. And I haven't been able to stop laughing since. So I'm just gonna post this.....a video of Carlos in his natural habitat.... a sweater vest.

Caribbean Street Festival

Now this is a street festival. Best fight I've seen in years. From what I can tell, this is fight between the people of Haiti and transplanted residents of New Orleans, over whose natural disaster was worse. The winner was which ever side the dude with the folding chair was on.

Lenny needs attention

   This is not ok. Hipsters everywhere are gonna want this fuckin phone. Then I'm gonna wanna punch out hipsters everywhere. And then I'm gonna go to jail. So I repeat, this is not ok.
   Also, don't most famous people try to blend in so as to not draw attention. Unless they are attention seeking whores like Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and apparently Lenny Kravitz. He must really be at a low point in his career to pull a stunt like this. Reminds me of when he coat-tailed that chick from the Cosby Show to celebrity status. Lisa Bonet deserved better.

Chinese Male Cheerleader just killing his routine

This is a real treat. He really seemed to capture the spirit of the routine. Enjoy and your welcome.

This guy handles his drugs well

Keep it together bro. Its salvia not acid. And next time just use the door, don't be such a drama queen.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

What would Ozzie say to Steve Bartman?

"Its not your fault. The Cubs suck."

I hate the Sox, but love love love Ozzie. However, its a goat not a sheep that curses us. Don't belittle it, Poncho.

This one stings

In 2009, a witness who saw the two together at a party told the New York Daily News

They definitely seemed into each other. Shia couldn’t keep his eyes off of Megan: He literally watched her like a hawk all night."

After Megan married Brian Austin Green in 2010, a source told the Chicago Sun Times that Brian was "Plan B":
"She never got over ['Transformers' co-star] Shia LaBeouf. ... Brian has always been her second choice, but he's a good guy and truly is crazy about her. But, I don't think that one-way street kind of relationship will eventually work out, I'm sorry to say."

Shia's new interview in Details

Asked if he hooked up with Fox, LaBeouf nods affirmatively. "Look, you're on the set for six months, with someone who's rooting to be attracted to you, and you're rooting to be attracted to them," he explains. "I never understood the separation of work and life in that situation. But the time I spent with Megan was our own thing, and I think you can see the chemistry onscreen." When I inquire about Fox's status at the time with her longtime boyfriend, Brian Austin Green, LaBeouf replies, "I don't know, man. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. . . ."—repeating the phrase exactly 12 times with various intonations, as if trying to get it just right. Finally, he says, "It was what it was."

Well who knows if this is true, but it seems everyone in Hollwood is banging each other anyways.  I mean Brian Austin Green and now Shia Lebouf who is next Toby from The Office.  You would think I'd be happy for average dudes every where, but I'm not, I'm pissed for male models everywhere.

-Les Anderson

So who jumped higher than who

Yep, story checks out

-Les Anderson

Local Idiot follows though on plans, but not really at all

Last month we brought you the story of an Egyptian guy who at the time sounded like a total stud, because he challenged a lion to a fight, then wanted to be run over by a plane, then finally was going to go the Bermuda Triangle so he could reveal all its secrets.

Well he "fought" the lion  and by fought I meant he prodded it with a trident while the lion laid around like it was Christina Aguilera after a night on the town and her late night Carl's Jr binge.  Seriously though, I bet this lion was fed no less than 30 xanax and a cow before he got in the cage.

Regardless, al-Essawy threw an Israeli flag on the lion and declared victory even though the lion never moved from its corner.   At this point I guess I hope he survives the plane running over him (but if he doesn't that's fine too), cause I'm dying to find out what the deal with the Bermuda Triangle is.

-Les Anderson

You think calling me Hobie Buchanon is an insult?

Take it easy Big Game, if you think calling me Jeremy Jackson is an insult I'd take a look at this clip.  I don't care where his career went from here but he has his bust in the master hall of fame forever.

man is he creepy though

-Les Anderson

Who else wants to bang the T mobile girl

I assume everybody, but here are some pics to confirm your thoughts

She also went to an all girls catholic school in Toronto and that concludes my accidental over sharing of my stalking habits for the day

-Les Anderson

Nate Marquardt admits using TRT

Nate Marquardt went on Ariel Helwani’s MMA Hour on Tuesday and said what most people in the industry have been expecting him to say over the last 48 hours or so. He admitted testosterone replacement therapy caused his ejection from Sunday night’s UFC Live 4 show and subsequent dismissal from the UFC. He further contended – as expected – that the controversial treatments were prescribed by a doctor due to a legitimate medical condition, that he’s been on TRT since last August and that the UFC knew all about it.

He detailed the convoluted circumstances around the high levels of testosterone that got him booted from his scheduled fight against Rick Story, took responsibility and said he didn’t even blame the company for firing him. Yet even as he claimed the UFC had at least tacitly okayed the therapy for three of his  previous fights – one in Germany, where the promotion did the medicals itself -- he also made it clear that he wants his job back.

So you are saying people use steroids or stuff like it to improve their performance in a sport when being strong and being able recover quicker is directly correlated to winning and making money.  You just blew my fucking mind man. 

This story isn't that cool but I just wanted to post this very loosely related video.  Go to the 1:30 mark

I always liked Wanderlei and Shogun and now I like them that much more

- Les Anderson

NBA lockout

(remember who always controls the purse strings)

As of right now, with the proposed 10-year CBA on the table, the players and owners are about $7 billion apart. The main problem is that the league made $4.3 billion this season while league owners claim that they collectively lost $300 million because 22 teams lost money. Players Union officials say that number is considerably smaller, hence the big gap between the two sides. While the league hasn’t disclosed a list of the teams that lost money this year, Forbes reported back in January that 17 teams were already losing money - With Leather

It seems there actually may not be a NBA season next year.  The NFL, at least, is arguing about how to split up a pie.  The NBA is trying to see if they have a pie to split cause most small market teams lose money. 

I fucking hate small markets in any sport and their whining all the damn time.  You live in a small city with a bunch of closed down factories and rich black guys don't want to live there.  Why even bother with letting these cities have teams.  I am for contraction in every sport.  I could be talked into a 10 team NBA I think.

Also this lockout doesn't affect the players as bad.  Dudes in the NBA make so much more money and don't need to really practice to be good at basketball. 

-Les Anderson