Wednesday, July 27, 2011
She won a 2009 live Victoria's Secret model fan voted contest. She was also a newlywed at the time at 19 years old. I have not heard much from her since, which is good, she should be reprimanded for being married at 19.
In fact your hottness should dictate how early/late you can get married, as a way to do the world a service and let the hottest chicks sleep with the most men. Julie Stiles should have been married at 8 years old, probably to a staircase. Megan fox on the other hand, 53, at the earliest.
UPDATE: Who the fuck is this guy? God Damn it. The early 90's are over, this guy's slacker appeal should be non existant. Plus I thought that shit only worked for Ethan Hawke looking model types
Damn this would be a hell of a deflowering
Their wedding website here. God Im creepy
Its seems her guy is the near the top of some pyramid scheme as well
Fuck all this noise