Friday, August 26, 2011

Dykstra still kill em

Former New York Mets and Philadelphia Phillies outfielder Lenny Dykstra has been charged in Los Angeles for allegedly exposing himself to women he met on Craigslist.

The city attorney's office said Thursday the 48-year-old former baseball star could face up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine for each indecent exposure count.
Dykstra is accused of finding victims by placing online ads seeking personal assistants or housekeepers. He allegedly exposed himself to women who responded to the ads on several occasions between 2009 and 2011 after telling them that the position requires them to give him a massage.

Dykstra separately faces car theft, drug possession and bankruptcy fraud charges.

His plan, while great in theory, is flawed in a sense that he can leave no witnesses.  Thats pretty much rule number one.  That or use someone elses house and wear mask that seemed to could work every time.

Dykstra went from wall street success story, to a ponzi schemer, to Charlie Sheens best friend who tried to break him out rehab.  How there isnt a a reality show about Charlie and Lenny living together and trying to rebuild their lives on VH1 or A&E blows my mind. 

-Les Anderson

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