Friday, September 30, 2011

God Damn ASU is cool


-Les Anderson

Florida being Florida

A Florida teenager who is charged in connection with the murder of a 16-year-old boy claims she is a vampire/werewolf hybrid

Stephanie Pistey, 18, is in jail in Panama City, awaiting trial in the July killing of Jacob Hendershot. Four other people have also been charged in the crime.
Police say the defendants lured Hendershot to a house, where they beat him to death and dumped his body in a storm drain.
Police said Pistey had accused Hendershot of raping her, according to Panama City television station WTSP.
"Jacob didn't deserve to die. I didn't even know he was going to die. But I honestly knew that they were going to beat him up and, in my opinion, he deserved to get the [expletive] beat out of him. He didn't deserve to die," Pistey told WPTV of Palm Beach.
Police believe the suspects were involved in a vampire cult.
Pistey told TV station WJHG, "Since I was like, 12 ... I know this is going to be crazy, but I believe that I'm a vampire. Part of a vampire and part of a werewolf."
Pistey has admitted being at the home where Hendershot was killed but says she was babysitting and did not participate in the murder.
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
She says she didn't drink Hendershot's blood, but reportedly said she has drunk the blood of her fiance and co-defendant, William Chase, 25. - 

I mean Florida is just a cesspool of weird white people, rich old Jewish couples, super athletic black dudes, and Cuban people who think they have the right to scream everytime they say something because its in their fiery Latin blood.

Granted its warm and I'd move there in a second given a decent option, but that doesn't change what I said.  Its really just a testament to how much the weather really weighs on a person.

Now this a Twilight I could get with!

-Les Anderson

Like Wyatt Earp or Tombstone...but on TV!

Written by The Shield alum John Hlavin, the project is described as a Western that tells the origins of Wyatt Earp, chronicling both the well-known incidents in his life such as the Gunfight at the OK Corral and lesser-known details of Earp and his brothers bringing order to a lawless frontier. [Deadline]

And since Hollywood does everything more than once and simultaneously here is another Wyatt Earp Idea being pushed

Described as having shades of Tombstone and Sherlock Holmes, the story is  set shortly after the Civil War and follows legendary gunslingers Wyatt Earp and Doc Holliday. The duo team-up to rescue the daughter of Sitting Bull, who has been kidnapped by a powerful Shaman with mysterious powers who is terrorizing the Western plains. [THR]

Nobody is a bigger Tombstone fan than me and Wyatt Earp with Costner is not bad either.  But nothing beats Val Kilmer's Doc Holliday.  That being said I may watch this show if it is on HBO, FX or AMC.  If I could afford Showtime or Starz I'd watch on there too.  But times have been tough, just the other day I spit my toothpaste on to my hands to wash them.  If it cleans your teeth think what it could do for you hands!

From the .30 mark to the .50 makes me wet every time.

Les Anderson

Brooklyn Decker doing advanced physics problems

I would watch this if I were you it is 3:19 of solid solid material.  I will say though that 3 minutes easily turns in to 5 if count the almost 2 minutes I spent on after watching this.

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-Les Anderson

It better than Regency Furiniture

Kobe Bryant is going to play in Italy

Ed: note I had to steal the banner pic from  I don't have photoshop and it made me smile.

But this is from the AP:

Italian club Virtus Bologna has reached a verbal agreement with Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant to play in Italy during the NBA lockout. The sides have settled on a $3 million contract for the opening 40 days of the Italian league season, a person with knowledge of the negotiations told The Associated Press on Friday.

Bryant, who spent much of his childhood in Italy, was in the country for sponsor appearances over the past two days but was flying back to the U.S. for labor talks with the NBA on Friday.

Bryant will get a work visa and return to Italy next week, said the person, who spoke on condition of anonymity because the deal has still not been signed. Virtus had been due to open the season Oct. 9 against Roma, but schedules now need to be reworked after Venezia was added to the league as a 17th team.

As you will remember I posted yesterday Delonte West applied to be stock boy at a furniture store.  Here see Kobe will be getting 3 million for 40 days of work.  While I'm not comparing the two you would think West could get at least a 75k to play ball in Europe.  But then again you don't get one of those free back supports in Europe.

-Les Anderson

Delivery driver steals golf clubs from Atlanta Falcon kicker

LBS-According to the Atlanta Journal Constitution, Falcon’s kicker Matt Bryant had his golf clubsChinese food delivery guy a couple weeks ago.  Police say 22-year-old Kristian Vail walked into Bryant’s open garage, stole his $3,000 bag of clubs, delivered his food, and went on his way. stolen out of his garage by the

Investigators were able to track down the clubs on the internet by using their serial numbers and found that Vail had traded the clubs to a man named Michael Gibson in exchange for 80 Ecstasy pills.

Most of the clubs have been tracked down and returned to Bryant but, according to Braselton Police Assistant Chief Lou Solis, Bryant’s putter remains missing and he is pretty unhappy about it.

My man Vail, here, did what any 22 year old delivery driver would have done. So lets not throw stones. He was looking to party and found that the quickest way was taking the clubs. And trading those clubs for 80 ecstasy pills is a no-brainer. Vail will have plenty of opportunities to steal clubs whereas 80 pills is much harder to come by. I mean, you can get laid like 40 times with 80 pills. At least that's the math they taught at Iowa.

Holy Fuck Nuts

Unbelievable right? I mean I never would have guessed this guy could swim.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Cool present

As lavish birthday gifts go, it’s hard to top this one: Naomi Campbell received an island vacation home for her 41st birthday from her Russian billionaire boyfriend Vladislav Doronin, according to numerous online reports. 

t’s shaped like the Egyptian Eye of Horus on a location known as Cleopatra Island in Turkey’s Gulf of Gökova.

Spanish Architect Luis de Garrido, who specializes in sustainable building, designed Eco-House Horus to be completely energy, water, and food self-sufficient. As with his other projects, he relied on careful bioclimatic design to solve efficiency challenges.
The resulting eye-shaped, dome-shaped house has no less than 25 bedrooms and five lounges

You know what I got for for my birthday? Oh, it was a banner fucking year at the old Anderson family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up Johnny Les." Alright? So go home and cry to your Daddy. Don't cry here, okay

This guy doesn't even look bad for a billionaire he looks like a Russian Thomas Jane.  After some mild research it seems he made his money is pre to post communism real estate transactions.  He is pretty mysterious as most billionaires have wikipedias, but not this guy.  Thats all i takes to be mysterious in my eyes, not having a wikipedia.

Look at the shirt, he may be sans the top 4 buttons.  Difficult move to pull outside of spring break but he wears it well

-Les Anderson

Ahh? Chris Brown Ahh? Dudes?

Chris Brown Gay Sex Martyn Direct Messages Twitter
Chris Brown Gay Sex Martyn Direct Messages Twitter
Chris Brown Gay Sex Martyn Direct Messages Twitter
Chris Brown Gay Sex Martyn Direct Messages Twitter

That's pretty hard to follow but I guess they are talking about fucking each other and the proper way to release a single?

This is from -

One of the theories regarding the night Chris Brown beat Rihanna and left her for dead is that she peeped his phone and found out he was having sex with dudes not his manager. And to further that theory, here comes another round of alleged leaked direct messages from Twitter sweeping the Internet allegedly between R&B singer Martyn and Chris Brown. (Can you tell I don’t want to get sued?) Apparently these were attached to an email from someone claiming to be a former assistant of Martyn who allegedly screencapped his Twitter account, so whether that’s true or not is anybody’s guess. Anyway, I included the alleged screencaps plus transcribed a few choice quotes for your edification:

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-Les Anderson

Local man learns a lesson

Daily Record – A cross-dressing dad nearly died after trying to chop off his penis in a DIY sex change op. Kirsty Cass got drunk and took a Stanley knife to his manhood after life as a male became unbearable. Doctors managed to save his life by reattaching his penis and now he is living as a woman and preparing for gender reassignment surgery. Council worker Kirsty, who used to be called Andy, said: “I realise now how dangerous it was to try to give myself a DIY sex change – I could have easily bled to death – but it seemed like the obvious solution at the time. “I had a few beers, looked down and thought ‘that shouldn’t be there’ so I got a Stanley knife out of my toolbox and just started hacking away. “The pain was unbelievable. It took a couple of minutes of cutting before I realised the danger then I grabbed a hankie to stem the bleeding and dialled 999.”

Hey he had a goal, a plan and the eh eh balls to follow throw.  Oh that joke even made Jay Leno blush.

But seriously a few beers was all it took.  He though after 3 beers he was going to cut of his dick and then he would look all nice and clean like a ken doll and he could back to watching TV.  What was he going to do with his balls for an encore? Finish the six pack and get to work with some paring shears.

Taking his dick for granted like that, must have brought a tear to Chaz Bono's eye

-Les Anderson

Teresa Lourenco

She is hot, from Trinidad, and if you recognize her she was hot chick in the Lenny Kravitz video "again" which he no doubt made love to in real life. She also banged Richard Jefferson.  I remember thinking she was hottest girl ever when i saw her in Kravitz video but i tend to jump hyperbole with chicks if you haven't noticed.

-Les Anderson

Abigale clancy nude pics stolen

Furious Abigail Clancy has called police after intimate self-portraits she had taken on her mobile phone were stolen. The model and TV presenter, who is married to England striker Peter Crouch, rang cops when she discovered the deeply personal pictures — including topless shots — were being circulated. And last night Abbey, 25, snapped here in another sexy new modelling shoot, vowed to find out who had abused her trust and how the pictures had been removed from the SIM card.

A source said: "This is disgusting. The thought of somebody else being able to get their grubby hands on these pictures is upsetting and embarrassing ... She is determined to find out what has gone on and make sure the person responsible is dealt with appropriately."

This is a very very very good thing.  Now we just need to sit back and collect out winning via the internet.

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-Les Anderson

Girls of the big 10



-Les Anderson