Who would have thought, of all the people in this photo, that Kobe would end up being the rapist. The odds-on-favorite had to be the guy on the top right.
Then again the meatball on the left with the short shorts isn't a bad pick either. This is probably the only time this kid saw the ball all season. Probably the kind of kid who grows up to be a blogger and says shit like, Jay Cutler is better than Tom Brady, Vick, Brees. You know the kind.