Tuesday, December 27, 2011
Wow never thought I'd say it but Khloe looks almost like she could be Katherine McPhees busted sister which if you read this site is a pretty big turn around for me. But alas this picture is of yesteryear, simply days gone by never to return again. She got her first taste of fame and then had to eat the rest.
But seriously she isnt from the same Dad as the other 2 and it is pretty clear no matter how much she tans and dyes her hair the same color. Im just trying to figure out what white Laker Chris Jenner fucked in the early 80s. Although at the time the Rams and Raiders were in LA so the possibilities just exponentially went up.
Here is Simon kicking it in Barbados in what I assume is a Rihanna look alike fuck fantasy parade for him. To be rich and powerful isnt all you people think it is Like just the other day I was watching this movie and the dialogue was too soft but the sound effects and action was way too loud. Made it difficult to fall asleep too since I had to keep fucking with the volume.
Look at lil miss fake Rihanna on the left here, fuck. Next bachelor party I go to needs to be on Caribbean Island so I can try to bang chick like this, or at least pay to.
Well you know what isnt for pussies Wayne? Looking at pictures of your daughter online. How do like that buddy?
Paulina and I are in love and as soon as she finds out things are going to be different around here Dad, can I call you dad? Wayne? The 3rd best Pro Star?
There is a strong case to be made that she is the hottest daughter of any sports related person out there. There is also a case to be made that this SOB with the good hair is her boyfriend and is probably wrist deep in her, no doubt glorious, vag right now, but I am going to pretend he is her gay best friend for the time being.
These pics are from her awesome twitter page, which The Great One had her shut down, but he must not be around right now cause she be tweetin again