Monday, February 13, 2012

God? What God?

In the most convincing evidence there is no god since pediatric cancer.  I present you with the following.

"The Vow," starring Rachel McAdams and Channing Tatum, led the way with a hearty $41.7 million -- the strongest opening so far this year. That also marks the best debut ever for the Sony-owned label Screen Gems (beating "Dear John's" $30.5 million), which produced the film with Spyglass Entertainmen - CNN

Yes Channing Tatums retarded "Ill stand by hot wife through amnesia which isnt even that bad cause its kind of like fucking new hot chick" movie was breaking records of his own "I am a jaded soldier hanging out on the beach with plain jane Amanda Seifred" movie.

And if you still are on the fence.

We have also learned that Dwayne Johnson and Mark Wahlberg will start shooting Michael Bay’s Pain and Gain in Miami in April. That film is based on the true story of a group of bodybuilders who get caught up in a criminal enterprise in Florida. - Filmdrunk

So Michael Bay and Marky Mark get together and hang with personal trainers for 6 months furthering their own convoluted sense of self while making millions on millions of dollars. 

But thank goodness god's plan for me involved some beef jerkey, cashews, and The Bachelor.  

-Les Anderson

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