Groundhog Club handler Ron Ploucha holds Punxsutawney Phil, the weather prognosticating groundhog, during the 126th celebration of Groundhog Day on Gobbler's Knob in Punxsutawney, Pa. Thursday, Feb. 2, 2012. Phil saw his shadow, forecasting six more weeks of winter weather.
6 more weeks? Has Phil been outside lately? Spring is here. Winter is so fucking played out , Phil, you attention whore. Also, I know this takes place in Pennsylvania, so I have to ask are those two guys in the picture part Sandusky's posse? Some should check into that.