Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Now that is a fucking movie synopsis assholes

On the set of Only God Forgives

The film features Gosling as Julian, a former kickboxer and gangster living in Bangkok. When his brother is murdered by a ruthless Thai police lieutenant, Julian is forced to seek vengeance or risk his own death. [ComingSoon]

And by assholes I mean these guys among many in Hollywood

-Les Anderson

Creeps are so funny they may be the new Gays

Kendell Jenner tweeted this pic cause she is hot its her prerogative.  Which was followed by every creep on the webs going to town.  Here are some of the good ones via

I think this guy is probably the creepiest even prior to this comment

This approach not only works on the internet, but in real life.

His English must have got lost in translation.  Its almost HAD an accident.

Frat Creep

Him and Frat Creep are in the same room

Haha  I could hang out with this guy

-Les Anderson

Carla Campbell

She is from Jamaica and from what I can guess she smokes more than weed.

I meant pole.  Im hoping she smokes pole, like dicks.  In addition to the weed I assume she smokes.

-Les Anderson

Talent. You're born with it

-Les Anderson

Vanessa's Ass, Anna's boob's, and my boner. The new Dream Team

God I wish this was on a loop

-Les Anderson

The Summer of Gronk

I just hooked up with gronks brother and [my friend] hookedup with gronk ..... life complete - tweeted by said underage cool chick

Just fucked a 16 year old. :(   Legal of age of consent in Aruba is 15 :)

"Aruba was cool but it got sketchy for a sec.  South Padre Island should be better.  Hey ya, I am Rob Gronkowski? How did you know?  Yes Ill take that beer bong. (takes beer bong)  FUCKING RAGE PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!!"

Who are these busted chicks? Im confused, this hasnt happened in a while.  What am I doing wrong?

Ahh yes I didnt have my shirt off.  You never know what kind of problems will arise when you have shirt on.  Gronk Gronk Gronk

Want to part with Gronk (who doesnt).  Join his raffle for charity and you can win the Boston Gronk Party.  He even makes sure you wont have pay the taxes on you win.  He is the total package.  Excuse me while I re adjust what I find attractive.

Entry Deadline:  11:00 AM ET on Friday, March 30, 2012
Drawing Date:    Friday, March 30, 2012
Grand Prize:
  • Winner and a guest will join Gronk in a private luxury suite as the Boston Bruins take on his hometown Buffalo Sabres (2 Seats, Saturday April 7, 2012, 3:00 PM start at the TD Garden)
  • Winner and a guest will join Gronk at his private Post Season Dinner Party held at Tresca, Ray Bourque’s North End restaurant (April 7, 2012 following the Bruins game)
  • Winner and a guest will enjoy 2 nights hotel accommodations in Boston for Friday, April 6, 2012 and Saturday, April 7, 2012 (single room, double occupancy)
  • Winner will receive an expense allowance of $300 for meals, parking, ground transportation and other expenses
  • Winner will receive a travel allowance for winner and their guest of up to $700 (if needed, if used)
  • Winner will receive a Gronk gift bag filled with various autographed Gronk items
  • Winner will be awarded a cash prize in the amount of $1,058.75 to mitigate the Winner's tax liability that results from winning the raffle. This prize is withheld and paid, on behalf of the Winner, directly to the IRS ($875.00) and the Commonwealth of Massachusetts ($183.75). The actual amount awarded may be adjusted proportionally based on the value of the actual prizes received.

-Les Anderson

Met's Pitcher admits to being abused as a child

In his memoir, “Wherever I Wind Up: My Quest for Truth, Authenticity and the Perfect Knuckleball” , Dickey details how he was abused as a child - Long Island Mets Fan

 He speaks of how he lived in abandoned houses as a teenager, and swam with alligators. Dickey realized sports was his way out.

Ok that all seems pretty pretty awesome so far.  Gators huh? weird someone got molested in Florida

 It was important to me to tell the truth, to be completely authentic. Sharing the pain I went through is part of the healing for me, a catharsis in many ways."

Hmm? Im not sure how much writing books make you but it doesnt seem like enough to talk about getting diddled.  On top of it this guy has baseball money.  I guess some people need attention regardless of how embarrassing it is.

Dickey didn't even disclose the sexual abuse he suffered as an 8 year old by his 17 year old female babysitter to his wife until they were married 8 years.

Ahh Ha!  Confessing abuse! How dare you?  He is just bragging about losing his V card at 8 to a 17 year old babysitter (ala Ali G).  Its basically the story behind every wet dream Ive ever had and it actually happened to him.  Well normally I call bullshit, but anything goes in Florida.

Christ if I was the victim of real sexual abuse Id put this CPU down right now and fly out to where ever this asshole is and teach him a thing or two about what sexual abuse is.  And that's other peoples dicks in places you don't want them not your dick in the warm comforting vag a nubile 17 year old babysitter.

Dickey has been able to heal from his difficult childhood, where at five years old he would close bars with his mother

This guy takes everything for granted.  I have nothing in common with my mom and have never really spent any quality time with her.  

Skip Bayless tell Kesha to scoot over 

-Les Anderson

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Michelle Lombardo

She is model slash actress.  She is often described as the All American girl with a rack heart of gold.

-Les Anderson

Not sure how I feel about this chick

Former Us Weekly intern and recently outed part time stripper/society reporter for The Houston Chronicle/Diary of an Angry Stripper blogger Sarah Tressler penned a post (via Gawker) about the time she interviewed Entourage’s  who she let take her home and go down on her. To make a long story short, it wasn’t as magnificent as she imagined it would be.
This is a good song, I thought as his head maneuvered somewhere below my waist. I was kind of also watching TV—a football game was on mute—and finally starting to come to the realization that John Legend was worth all the hype he was getting at the SundanceFilm Festival the previous year.
I alternated between being nervous that I was not as hot as his last hookup, being amazed that I was looking at Entourage’s Ari Gold eat my pussy, and being bored with how mundane it was. It was all somewhat disappointing, frankly.

On one hand she is hot and a total whore on the other hand she slept with Jeremy Piven.  Im all for making fun Jeremy Piven but I dont need to let him fuck me first.  But if you told me letting Piven fuck me would allow me to kill him sans penalties, that is a give and take I can get with.

-Les Anderson

Where does it end?

Lynch signed on to play a role in a movie being filmed in Seattle. It’s called “Matt’s Chance”. It’s about a mid-20-something cowboy who’s betrayed by his girlfriend. It sends him into a downward spiral. The movie tackles all the things Matt is going through, from the mafia to corrupt bankers to even God himself.
Lynch’s co-stars include the 6 Million Dollar Man, Lee Majors. Plus, Edward Furlong from Terminator 2, Point Break’s Gary Busey, and Margot Kidder of Superman fame also co-star in the movie. - No Guts No Glory
Well let this be a lesson to anyone out there who thinks only the pretty people get movie roles.  And let this be a lesson to anyone out there that people who greenlight movies are fucking retards who deserve to be shot in the face.  But instead they live in paradise in LA doing coke, fucking virgins with razorblade dildos on a bed of money while making movies about cowboys in Seattle with Marshawn Lynch and Gary fucking Busey.  Think about that next time your worried about your credit card may get denied at Moes Cantina.  

-Les Anderson

According to Sean Jensen of the Chicago Sun-Times, Bears president and CEO Ted Phillips told the Sun-Times that they’ve made running back Matt Forte a “strong offer” and hope that he’ll accept it.
“I think not only do we appreciate him and have told him so, but I think the offer we’ve made him shows that, too. Now, different people can disagree on the ultimate value,” Phillips said. “But we feel we’ve made a strong offer to him, and are still hopeful he accepts it.”
Phillips reiterated that Forte is their main running back, despite the fact that they just signed Michael Bush to a four-year deal.
“Matt Forte is our No. 1 running back. He’s been told that, and he knows that. We all know that. He’s going to be a Bear for 2012, at least,” Phillips said. “He knows he has a long-term offer on the table, and we hope, at some point and time, he chooses to accept that.”
Phillips denied rumors that Forte is on the trading block
What the fuck is going on these days.  I get that RBs dont have long term value.  Why cant people just take a whole new approach with top RBs.  This is my take, short contracts with a higher than current per year salary and higher % guaranteed.  Forte probably wants a 5 year deal for like 9-11 mill a year.  The Bears probably want to pay him 8 mil  Why not 3 years 30 million with 20 guaranteed.  That ways we are only really attached for 2 years and he gets deece money.  And after that if we dont need him, he probably goes to sign with another team for a 3 year deal for around 5 mil.  At worst he plays up to par and he makes 10 mil a year for 3 years which isnt that bad for a top back.  And if his production dips but isnt terrible, we just re sign him after 3 years to another short deal for the market value of his current production.
This is where it will eventually go, no need to be ever be married to a RB regardless of who he is.  But hey Im not as smart as the Vikings so maybe Im the idiot.
-Les Anderson

The Currys = Cocksman

There is Seth Curry with some hot former UNC dancer named Simone Carillo.  She fine, just like Curry's mom and his sister in law.  There has to be a mulatto joke here somewhere.

-Les Anderson

Facebook bro? What do you think Pornhub is for?

Rhode Island freshman forward Jonathan Holton was arrested Tuesday and charged with two felony counts of video voyeurism for recording consensual sex and posting the videos on Facebook, according to the Providence Journal.
The report said that the alleged incidents took place on campus last fall, when the now 21-year-old Holton allegedly recorded two different sexual encounters and shared them on the social-networking site without the consent of either sexual partner.
According to the report, the female students involved complained to Division of Student Affairs on March 17 and campus police three days later. The newspaper said that they decided to report it after they were notified of the videos – which reportedly also were forwarded to 30 people – by friends. -  YardBarker

Cmon Man (Chris Charter voice).  How in the world did you think that was going to fly facebook?  How did you not think it would get back to the 2 girls who are obviously in your social circle.  Shit Im pretty sure I have mutual friends Dali Lama, which is awesome when he gets tagged in Vegas pics.  That guys goes HAM.  
Anyway if one of these girls is white, this clown will be in and out jail for the rest of his life.  At least he wasnt wearing a Hoodie.  For no good reason.  Go do you for a minute or two.
-Les Anderson

Monday, March 26, 2012


"That is fucking awesome" - Everyone

Ashley Tisdale, cool twit pic


Well at least she knows her knows her weaknesses.

-Les Anderson

Im not a sorority girl but I play one on TV

Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, and Anna Benson, and some other chick on the set of a movie called Spring Breakers.  It related news inception is real.

-Les Anderson

Hey Cee Lo, can I borrow this?

-Les Anderson

Amanda Roadmen

Amanda Roadmen 12

She is a Hawaiian Tropic chick and now a Victoria's Secret model.  But her greatest accomplishment to date is this video which you should not watch if you are not going to be able to jerk off soon.

-Les Anderson