Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Not sure how I feel about this chick

Former Us Weekly intern and recently outed part time stripper/society reporter for The Houston Chronicle/Diary of an Angry Stripper blogger Sarah Tressler penned a post (via Gawker) about the time she interviewed Entourage’s  who she let take her home and go down on her. To make a long story short, it wasn’t as magnificent as she imagined it would be.
This is a good song, I thought as his head maneuvered somewhere below my waist. I was kind of also watching TV—a football game was on mute—and finally starting to come to the realization that John Legend was worth all the hype he was getting at the SundanceFilm Festival the previous year.
I alternated between being nervous that I was not as hot as his last hookup, being amazed that I was looking at Entourage’s Ari Gold eat my pussy, and being bored with how mundane it was. It was all somewhat disappointing, frankly.

On one hand she is hot and a total whore on the other hand she slept with Jeremy Piven.  Im all for making fun Jeremy Piven but I dont need to let him fuck me first.  But if you told me letting Piven fuck me would allow me to kill him sans penalties, that is a give and take I can get with.

-Les Anderson

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