Wednesday, March 28, 2012

The Summer of Gronk

I just hooked up with gronks brother and [my friend] hookedup with gronk ..... life complete - tweeted by said underage cool chick

Just fucked a 16 year old. :(   Legal of age of consent in Aruba is 15 :)

"Aruba was cool but it got sketchy for a sec.  South Padre Island should be better.  Hey ya, I am Rob Gronkowski? How did you know?  Yes Ill take that beer bong. (takes beer bong)  FUCKING RAGE PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!!"

Who are these busted chicks? Im confused, this hasnt happened in a while.  What am I doing wrong?

Ahh yes I didnt have my shirt off.  You never know what kind of problems will arise when you have shirt on.  Gronk Gronk Gronk

Want to part with Gronk (who doesnt).  Join his raffle for charity and you can win the Boston Gronk Party.  He even makes sure you wont have pay the taxes on you win.  He is the total package.  Excuse me while I re adjust what I find attractive.

Entry Deadline:  11:00 AM ET on Friday, March 30, 2012
Drawing Date:    Friday, March 30, 2012
Grand Prize:
  • Winner and a guest will join Gronk in a private luxury suite as the Boston Bruins take on his hometown Buffalo Sabres (2 Seats, Saturday April 7, 2012, 3:00 PM start at the TD Garden)
  • Winner and a guest will join Gronk at his private Post Season Dinner Party held at Tresca, Ray Bourque’s North End restaurant (April 7, 2012 following the Bruins game)
  • Winner and a guest will enjoy 2 nights hotel accommodations in Boston for Friday, April 6, 2012 and Saturday, April 7, 2012 (single room, double occupancy)
  • Winner will receive an expense allowance of $300 for meals, parking, ground transportation and other expenses
  • Winner will receive a travel allowance for winner and their guest of up to $700 (if needed, if used)
  • Winner will receive a Gronk gift bag filled with various autographed Gronk items
  • Winner will be awarded a cash prize in the amount of $1,058.75 to mitigate the Winner's tax liability that results from winning the raffle. This prize is withheld and paid, on behalf of the Winner, directly to the IRS ($875.00) and the Commonwealth of Massachusetts ($183.75). The actual amount awarded may be adjusted proportionally based on the value of the actual prizes received.

-Les Anderson

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